in the work place for the average Joe
Other men will think you have a big dick, and that you know how to actually know how to use it.
Women will be impressed and for some reason suddenly have a crush on you.
This will work to your benefit greatly at work however, not with your girlfriend because she may or may not be the jealous type and shit might go down.
People will now you as as Average Joe followed by, have you seen his girlfriend? She is hot. And a positive non objective conversation will be brought up about you when you are not around. This is good.
You may impress your bosses if they are male and the following can be done, If your girlfriend is a known mega bitch avoid prolonged conversations with authority. This may weaken the intensity of the mystery. Continue to introduce her to different people. I am sure she is a peach in confrontable social situations. If your girlfriend is as nice as she looks Let them chat away. Your boss will be enchanted and you may get a raise.
No one is sad to see you leave or go because they know you are going home to bang your hot girlfriend. High fives will ensue. Erotic hand gestures may occur.
